why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
I’m so high on a Fairy Tail kick right now that you’d think I was a sky dragon slayer!
#sorry not sorry
My brother is 17 years old and he is about to turn 18. So his argument for everything is always “I’m almost an adult”. Well today he seemed to think that the world stoped becuse he didn’t have clean clothes………………..I’m still laughing my ass off!
#I swear this how his brain works